Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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