I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
This house was built for laser tag.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
Randomize
