Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
