this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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