What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
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