Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
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