my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
Randomize
