Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
"it" just moved
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Randomize
