If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
it glows. i had to have it.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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