Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
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