He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
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