The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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