hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
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