you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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