Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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