She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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