thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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