i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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