dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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