ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize
