that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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