She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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