yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
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