i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Randomize
