I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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