all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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