He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
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