Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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