Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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