party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
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