You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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