He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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