i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
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