and she was petting her beer can
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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