real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
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