I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
What did we do last night that was yellow?
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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