I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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