there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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