well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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