so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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