At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Randomize
