This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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