kristin has been a bad kristin
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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