I'm so fucking centered right now
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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