Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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