i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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