i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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