my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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