Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
Come on in and take your pants off
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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