You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
Randomize
