Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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